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#ShepherdLogic  #dogs #dogsrule #dogslife  Never show your stomach to an enemy.

Truer words were never spoken.

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[Shepherd Logic] A good friend is never truly gone; they live in our hearts forever. (I miss you “big sister”)

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[Shepherd Logic] When I was a puppy all that mattered was “play time”, now all that matters is “meal time”. With age comes wisdom!

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[Shepherd Logic]  Whenever you stop eating for more than .114 seconds, that means you’re DONE; it’s time to FEED ME!

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[Shepherd Logic]  I know you fed me yesterday, the day before, the day before that and every day since I came to live with you, but that doesn’t mean you’ll feed me today, so I HAVE to remind you every time you put food in your mouth!

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[Shepherd Logic]  We’re pack animals, if you’re gone for 30 seconds or 30 days, I HAVE to go with you!  But if you bring back dinner; I’ll let it slide!

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can chew, gnaw, eat, bite, grind, crush and chomp today!

‘twas the morning of Christmas, and all through the room.

All the toys they lay broken; their pieces all strewn.

The Legos were all scattered by the HD TV, while Barbie lay headless by the green Christmas Tree.

The children were yelling “this is mine”; “give it here”, while the dog remained cowering; nervous with fear.

And mama with her coffee and me with my drink, sat down in the kitchen; unable to think.

When out by the neighbors we heard a new fight; the Jones’ were yelling with all of their might.

The new Lexus shone with the bright of a star, while the Mrs. Yelled “I finally got my own car”.

My wife she just stared at her earrings of jade; “why can’t I get a Bentley? With leather or suede?”

I just shook my head; “this must be a joke. This season’s for giving; not going for broke”.

I thought of the families with nothing to give, and said “this must stop; this is no way to live”.

I grabbed all the toys, the games and i-pad and ran to the trash as the family got mad.

No more shall we strive to keep up with them all; no shopping online or at stores at the mall.

We’ll keep Christmas secure inside of our hearts, giving love and attention; a new and fresh start.

The family all laughed; they agreed most intently, Happy Christmas to all and to all a new Bentley!

What? It’s a Bentley!